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John Quincy Adams was a great leader, and with this DNA testing and cloning, you could get another John Quincy Adams to get us out of this mess were in. First you’ve got to scrape bits of his testicles off the inside of his coffin. Then you add that to some water in a test tube, inject it into some woman’s womb and wait for the birth. The thing is, through various drugs and the manipulation of lighting, the Foster Farms and Kentucky Fried Chicken people have figured out how to make their chickens mature much quicker. If we put the new John Quincy Adams into one of these factory farms and gave him the chicken drugs, we might have a new president in as soon as six years.
Hope he comes to Zaphod’s again this year.
