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but…
THE DUDE IS MISSING MOST OF HIS HAND.
That affords him the right to a “makes my dick look so big” bit with such authenticity that no one else can ever do it again without falling short unless they too are missing parts.
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Confessional; the Chewbacca bit made me laugh out loud.