Thank you Jebus, Buddah and Bill Hicks

One of the biggest Internet frustrations is the Comedy Central video clips and Canada. For reasons that I’m sure would make my eyes roll up and out of my head in annoyance you can’t watch them in in the Great White North. As such whenever there’s a “Daily Show” or other clip I want to watch I have to do some stupid Haxor type stuff to see them.

However in this case I’m grateful that I can’t watch this:

What if Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull took place in a Los Angeles liquor store?

Wha-ho-ho! Why I bet there would be hysterical stereotypes galore!

So what hack horked out that premise so lame if it were a horse it’d be glue by now?

That’s the premise of Indiana Holmes, a short from Comedy Central’s unabashedly politically incorrect Mind of Mencia (embedded right).

And by “unabashedly politically incorrect” they mean thieving hack who is about as edgy as a soft boiled egg.

Show architect Carlos Mencia possesses one of the truest voices around, effortlessly skewering every sacred cow that walks the continent. He’s fearless, and pretty damn funny.

Well yeah, lifting others material is pretty effortless, not so sure about “true” or “pretty damn funny” however. He is fearless, I’ll give him that, if George Lopez ever grabbed my by the throat and knocked me out I’d probably give up comedy to make sure our paths never crossed again.